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Pumpkin Muffins

2008-09-15T11:23:00.000-07:00

As soon was we get the slightest cool-down at the end of the summer, I crave pumpkin. Pumpkin pasta, pumpkin patchin', pumpkin carving (yeah, not all is related to eating the pumpkin) and pumpkin muffins.

As for the frosting. Well, you know how that happens sometimes. You just so-happily have half a block of cream cheese in the fridge and it needs to be used for something and come on, who doesn't love a little cream cheese frosting? (Despite that these need no frosting whatsoever.) The frosting practically made itself.

Pumpkin Muffins

one 15 oz can of pureed pumpkin
2 cups of sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
2/3 cup vegetable oil (I used canola)
1 teaspoon salt
3 teaspoons (1 tablespoon) cinnamon
2 teaspoons mixed spices (cinnamon, cloves, allspice, nutmeg, etc)
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 tablespoon (or 3 teaspoons) xantham gum
3 cups gluten-free flour

Preheat oven to 350. Oil or line two (12-cup) muffin pans.

In a large bowl, mix pumpkin and sugar. Add eggs, vanilla and oil. Add salt, spices, baking soda, baking powder and xantham gum. Slowly add flour. Scrap down the bowl and mix again.

Fill muffin cups 2/3 full and sprinkle a little sugar on top (or not, if frosting). Bake for 20 to 25, until done.

Now, if you're crazy (like me) and want some frosting (like me) because you love cream cheese frosting (like me), beat 4 ounces room temperature cream cheese with 2 tablespoons butter and a tablespoon (or so) of milk. Add 1/2 teaspoon vanilla, beat again and add a cup (or so) of powdered sugar. This will frost about 15-ish muffins. But after frosting them, you may want to call the cupcakes. Or not. Muffins don't have as much guilt.

How to be Gluten-Free Sensitive

2008-08-28T13:29:00.000-07:00

I got an email this week from Sara (hi Sara!) asking if I had any advise for someone who had friends who are gluten-free and wanted to be sensitive to that.

Oh, honey. You're awesome.

For starters, when you bring a pre-packaged gluten-free item to share on playdates, do not open the packaging until you get there (even drinks). That will be really helpful to keep down any contamination. Also, only purchase items that are not manufactured in the same plant as wheat. Considering how easy cross-contamination is, I cannot believe that these foods are gluten-free and people still get sick from them (I speak from experience).

As for cooking at home, that's a little more tricky.

Personally, I keep a gluten-free home. Last night my parents came to watch the boys (so we could go to Back to School Night at Griffin's school, where children are not welcomed -- that's a whole complaining post unto itself as they could at least name it to not sound child-friendly) and they brought takeout over to eat for dinner. With big wheat-y buns. I tried to convince them to eat outside but they weren't having that -- so they rolled paper towels all over my table and ate over them. And then I mopped after they left. Wheat ::shudder:: is not allowed here.

But, my home is the only home I know of that's gluten-free. When we visit family in Michigan I cook - and bake - in a home that has wheat, in a kitchen where wheat is served and prepared for every meal while we're there.

I have quite a few "rules" when I'm there (luckily, I have very understanding in-laws who want us all to stay healthy during our visits). One, is the the kitchen is really clean. Before I make anything - even a drink - I wipe everything down with cleaner and hot water. If I'm doing any mixing, I clean the black splash and under the cabinets as well.

When I cook something, I run all the dishes I need through the dishwasher before I cook with them (even if they were already "clean" - I've found traces of wheat flour in the cabinets, and I figure better safe than sorry). If you don't have a dishwasher, put on some gloves and re-wash what you need with super-hot water and soap. Gluten is one of the hardest proteins to denature. The hotter you can get dishes while cleaning, the better.

If you are using a hand-held or table standing mixer, make sure is is completely clean before using it. If it has anything dried or crusty on it, it's not safe and will contaminate what you're making.

Keep your own stash of gluten-free baking necessities and keep them separate to insure they do not get contaminated with wheat. This is such a pain, I'm sorry, but really you should not bake with same sugars, vanilla, spices, baking soda, baking powder, cornstarch or variety of flours (corn flour, for cornbread, etc) unless you open a new package for gluten-free baking and then use it for "regular" baking only afterwards. If you want to continue to use it for gluten-free purposes, put it in an air-proof container (or two air proof containers, one inside another) and label it all as gluten-free only. And I really want to say the same goes for milk, butter (not the whole box, just the bars), sour cream, yogurt, etc - start with an closed container for gluten-free cooking. When working with salt, take it straight of the big package, not what you use everyday.

And, of course, the items you use for gluten-free baking needs to be gluten-free and not processed in a plant that processes wheat. I've gotten sick from purchasing brown rice flour from a company that also manufactures a lot of wheat products - I'll never make that mistake again.

This is a good time to mention xantham gum, which is very important to gluten-free baking.

Gluten is a protein, a glue if you will. When you bake with wheat, the gluten is what helps make the final product hold it's shape. Baking soda and baking powder help it to rise, but the gluten is what makes it hold that shape once it's cooled.

Gluten-free baking, especially when using my gluten-free mix, is a very low-protein way of baking. Thus, no glue. No way to hold its shape. Xantham gum is very necessary because it works in the manner the glutens work - it helps it hold its shape. If the xantham gum is left out of a dish, it will collapse. If too much is used, it will also collapse. It's a very fine science.

Xantham gum is sold in bags that hold about 16 ounces - which is a lot. It will need to be decanted into it's own air tight container to keep it fresh. It takes me about a year to go through that much and I bake all the time, and it often goes stale before I've used it all. If something isn't baking right it's most likely your xantham gum, baking powder and/or baking soda has gone stale.

And here's my little hint: use one teaspoon of xantham gum for every cup of gluten-free flour in a baking dish like muffins, cakes and cupcakes; use half-a-teaspoon of xantham gum for every cup of gluten-free flour in baking dishes like cookies and brownies.

So if you have three cups of gluten-free flour in a cake recipe, you'll use one tablespoon of xantham gum (which equals three teaspoons). If you're making a cookie recipe that calls for one and a half cups flour, use 3/4 of a teaspoon of xantham gum.

The only other thing to touch on, really, is what contains gluten and what doesn't. The common idea is gluten is the protein found in wheat, rye and barley. Oats are also avoided due to the high level of wheat-oat contamination in the fields and the processing plants. But, other grains are being discovered to contain similar glutens such as spelt and quinoa - it really depends on each individual's tolerance.

But the amount of chemicals and foodstuffs made from wheat, rye, barley and oats and astronomical. Gluten can be found in everything from ice creams, ketchup and hair products to yogurt, soy sauce, butter and soft drinks. Hidden glutens include natural flavors, mono and diglycerides, MSG, rice syrup, anything malted, yeast, vegetable shortenings, hydrolyzed vegetable protein (HVP), maltodextrin, maltose, food starch and spices -- and the list continues. Personally, I avoid anything chemically that I do not know exactly what it's from. Period.

If you do not have a gluten-free person in your home, I really, honestly recommend you only purchase items that are labeled gluten-free or are additive-free for sharing with your gluten-free friends. Read labels every time you buy something that should be gluten-free, because manufacturing moves and ingredients change.

And when in doubt, ask an expert - your friend who is gluten-free will definitely be able to tell you if she's comfortable with something or not. Or when in doubt, you can always ask me. I try to stay on top of the chemicals and the legislation.

I hope this helps! Happy baking!

Buttermilk Spice Muffins

2008-06-10T12:54:00.000-07:00

These muffins are quickly becoming a family favorite around here, but if you're around Griffin you cannot refer to the word "spice" because he says these "aren't spicy, just yummy." And, don't ya know, six year olds know everything.

Buttermilk Spice Muffins

For the batter:
1/2 cup (one stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 cup sugar
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
7 fluid ounces buttermilk (3/4 cup and 2 tablespoons, if you don't have a fluid-ounce measuring cup)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon nutmeg (preferably freshly-grated)
2 1/2 teaspoons xantham gum
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 1/2 cups gluten-free flour mix

cinnamon-sugar topping:
2 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon
pinch of nutmeg (less than 1/4 teaspoon)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Line a 12-cup muffin pan with paper liners.

In a large mixing bowl, beat butter and sugar until creamy. Slowly add the three eggs, then vanilla and buttermilk (don't worry if the mix looks like cottage cheese).

Next, add the salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, xantham gum and baking soda. Scrap down the sides of the bowl and beater and slowly add the gluten-free flour. Once the batter is fully incorporated, scrap down the sides and beater and again and mix for another minute.

Using an ice cream scoop (or not, if you don't have one), scoop 1/2 cup of batter into muffin cups. Mix the cinnamon sugar mixture and sprinkle on top of muffins. With a gentle hand. slightly mush (yes, mush) cinnamon sugar into batter -- you don't want to get any batter on your finger but you also don't want the majority of the cinnamon sugar to be loose (or, you can just ignore because these are you muffins and you should make them however you like them). The batter should make 12 muffins.

Place muffins into the preheated 375 degree oven and bake 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick or knife come clean from the center. Allow muffins to cool. Enjoy!

Best eaten off a thrifted plate! Or a paper towel, or standing over the sink, or whilst driving to a doctor's appointment, or...

Spring Veggie Pasta (with shrimp!)

2008-04-01T15:18:00.000-07:00

For the past few weeks, I've been enticing spring to come here to Kansas City. Come one dude, I'm using your vegetables... you should come for a nice, long visit.

And I do believe it's working.

Spring Veggie Pasta (with shrimp!)

1 sweet yellow onion or leek (rinsed and dried), diced
1 bunch asparagus, washed, dried, trimmed and cut into bite size pieces
1/2 lb. carrots, pealed and diced (I used baby carrots)
1 red bell pepper, diced
1 lb shrimp, pealed and deveined (with or without tails, up to you)
salt and pepper
olive oil
one box (12 or 16 oz) corn pasta
grated parmesan cheese, for topping

Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Salt water and, when ready, add corn pasta. Boil until done (usually one minute over the recommended cooking time). Drain pasta and rinse* with cool water.

While the water pot is heating up, in a large skillet, heat 1-2 tablespoons of olive oil. Add onion (or leek), salt and pepper and cook 3 to 5 minutes over medium heat, until translucent. Add asparagus, carrots and pepper and a little more salt and pepper and continue to saute another 5 minutes until veggies are bright in color. Push veggies to the edges of the skillet and add another tablespoon of oil to the center of the pan. Add shrimp (and a little salt and peper) and continue to cook shrimp and veggies, stirring often, until shrimp is done (about five minutes or so).

Once pasta is drained and rinsed, add to shrimp-veggie mixture after the shrimp is done cooking. Toss together, top with cheese and will spring to come visit you as well.

*Rinse: always, always, always rinse gluten-free pasta. In the event you aren't gluten-free and use regular wheat pasta do not rinse.

Chicken Fajitas

2008-03-31T13:40:00.000-07:00

It's my full, complete intention to do a week of dinners this week. In part, due to me baking so much I realize people need dinner ideas... people cannot live on cupcakes alone. And due to the other fact that I lose recipes and can't find them ever again.

I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about, right? Right.

Chicken Fajitas:

2 lbs boneless, skinless chicken breast
canola oil (about 3 tablespoons)
1 teaspoon chili powder*
2 teaspoons garlic powder* (divided)
salt and pepper
3 colorful bell peppers, cut into slices
1 sweet yellow or red onion, cut into slices

For serving:
6 inch corn tortillas
fresh limes
sour cream
anything else you deem necessary for fajita fixin's

Preheat boiler, place a rack in the highest position. Cover at least two cookie sheets with foil.

Cut the chicken breast - carefully, cut tenderloins off breasts and then cut breasts in half width-wise (tricky, I know). Place chicken on foil lined cookie sheets, drizzle them with 1-2 tablespoons of oil and season with chili powder, 1 teaspoon of garlic powder, salt and pepper. With clean hands, rub everything all over the chicken, place chicken in a single layer and place under the broiler. Broil 6 to 8 minutes.

(For those with a more sensitive palate, rub chicken with salt and pepper and call it good. My boys aren't too fond of "that spicy stuff" that "burns" their tongues.)

While chicken is cooking, place sliced peppers and onions on another foil lined cookie sheet. Drizzle with one tablespoon oil, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, salt and pepper. Rub all over veggies and try to place in a single layer.

When the chicken comes out of the broiler (on my case, top of my oven), put veggies under the broiler and cook 7 to 9 minutes, stirring the veggies every 3 minutes.

Let the chicken rest for a few minutes and then cut into strips.

Place a dampened paper towel on a microwavable plate, layer corn tortillas and another damped paper towel. Microwave on high for one minute to make tortillas soft.

When the veggies come out of the oven and the chicken is sliced and the tortillas are warm, eat up! And enjoy!

*Always, always, always make sure your spices are gluten-free. I purchase mine from Penzey's who lists the gluten if it's included. For other spice manufacturers, check out their website.

Lemon Cake

2008-03-06T12:21:00.001-08:00

Sometimes, cooking seems too precise. And it’s rather ridiculous, actually, for everything to be perfect and the same every time. When I make this lemon cake, it always turns out great regardless if I use big lemons, little lemons, two lemons or one lemon. Sure, you can measure the lemon zest to three tablespoons if you want, and the lemon juice to two tablespoons if you so desire. But I like to not waste lemons and simplify my recipes. So use what you have on hand and experiment a little!

1/2 cup (one stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature

1 cup sugar

2 eggs, at room temperature

zest of two lemons

juice of one lemon

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/3 cup buttermilk, at room temperature (make sure it is gluten-free)

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1 1/2 teaspoons xantham gum

1 1/2 cups gluten-free flour mix

glaze: juice of remaining lemon and 3/4 to 1 1/2 cup powdered sugar

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar together. Meanwhile, butter a loaf pan with the butter wrapper.

Add eggs, one at a time, to mixing bowl. Add zest, lemon juice and vanilla and mix until combined. Slowly add buttermilk, mix and scrape down the bowl.

On low, add salt, baking powder, baking soda and xantham gum and gluten-free flour mix. Mix until well combined, scrape down the sides and the beater and mix again.

Scoop batter into loaf pan and spread. Bake in 350 oven 45 to 60 minutes until done (crust will be brown) and a cake tester comes out clean.

Let cake cool to room temperature and remove cake from pan and place on a plate.

In a small bowl, whisk together lemon juice and 3/4 cup powdered sugar until smooth. Add more powdered sugar until you achieve a consistency you like. (Personally, I like it so thick it barely drizzles, so I use about 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar.) Drizzle glaze over lemon cake, encouraging it to flow over the edges. Let glaze set up (if you can wait that long) and enjoy!

Banana Bread

2008-02-12T13:03:00.000-08:00

Even though I'm not suppose to eat bananas, I still love me some good banana bread.

No, I'm actually not allergic to bananas, but I do have an intolerance to them.

The difference between an intolerance and an allergy, you ask?

Allergies show up on the lab tests. Intolerances do not.

That's the only difference.

And my philosophy with this whole hullabaloo is, if you're not going to die and not be in too much pain it's actually a little good to expose yourself to intolerances to help your body build some natural immunities too it.

Sounds good, right?

Gluten-free Banana Bread

½ cup (one stick) butter, at room temperature
1 cup sugar
2 eggs, slightly beaten
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
½ cup sour cream
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
1 ½ teaspoons xantham gum
1 2/3 cup gluten-free flour
2 large (or 3 small) ripe bananas
1 cup pecans, optional

Preheat oven to 350. Butter a loaf pan.

In a medium bowl, mash bananas with a potato masher or fork. Set aside.

In a large bowl, beat butter and sugar until creamy. Add eggs, vanilla and sour cream and beat until smooth.

Add baking soda, salt and xantham gum and beat until incorporated. Add flour and beat until smooth, scraping down sides.

Fold in bananas and nuts.

Pour batter into pan, smoothing out sides. If you like, sprinkle the top with a teaspoon of granulated sugar. Bake in 350 degree oven for 50 minutes to an hour, until cake tester comes out clean.

Let cool and share with your family. Or not.

Dark Chocolate-Chocolate Cupcakes

2008-01-24T07:12:00.000-08:00

I think these cupcakes are suppose to be considered Devil's Food, but you know what?

THEY'RE A TASTE OF HEAVEN, so I refuse to call it by that. How about a slice of what life's suppose to taste like? That sounds like a way more appropriate name.

Everyone, and I do mean everyone, loves these cupcakes. I made them for my in-laws on their last visit in town and they took a dozen back to Michigan to share with everyone. I got multiple calls and emails asking if I actually made them and if so, I should open a bakery.

For the cake:
1 1/4 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (I use Lake Champlain brand)
1 1/4 cups hot water (the hotter, the better)
1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter
2 1/4 cups sugar
4 eggs
4 teaspoons vanilla extract (or 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon, but that dirties more dishes)
1 cup sour cream
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon (or 3 teaspoons, again with the dishes thing) xantham gum
3 cups gluten-free flour

Preheat oven to 350. Place paper lining cups in two muffin pans or butter and line two 8- or 9-inch pans.

In a medium to large bowl, whisk cocoa powder and hot water together until incorporated and smooth. Set aside.

In a large mixing bowl, melt butter and sugar over a pot of simmering water. Stir occasionally until butter is completely melted. Remove bowl and begin beating butter-sugar mixture for 3 to 4 minutes. Add eggs, incorporating after each addition, vanilla, sour cream and cocoa-water mixture. Scrape down sides of bowls and beaters, mix again.

Slowly add kosher salt, baking powder, baking soda and xantham gum. Slowly add flour, incorporating after small amounts, scrape down sides and beat a minute or two.

Divide batter into cupcake or cake pans. Bake in 350 on middle rack until set and cake tester comes out clean. For two eight inch pan rounds, 25 to 30 minutes; for cupcakes, 22 to 25 minutes; mini-cupcakes, 12 to 15 minutes.

Let cool.

For frosting:

1 pound semisweet chocolate chips, melted and cooled (I use Ghiradelli brand)
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/3 cup hot water
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter at room temperature
2 to 3 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

Whisk together cocoa powder and hot water, set aside.

In a large mixing bowl, beat butter and one cup powdered sugar until light and fluffy. Add vanilla, salt and cocoa-water mixture. Slowly add melted chocolate chips.

Slowly add more powdered sugar until it's at a consistency and sweetness you like. You can also put the mixture in the fridge and beat occasionally.

If you beat the mixture a little, you will have a dark, dense, rich chocolate frosting (like in photos). If you over beat you will have a light, fluffy, whipped chocolate mixture. Make it how you like it.

Frost the cupcakes (or cakes) and enjoy!

Creamy Chicken and Wild Rice Soup

2008-01-14T11:57:00.000-08:00

Before I was diagnosed with my wheat allergy, I was addicted to a local restaurant's creamy chicken and wild rice soup. Anytime I felt the least bit sick or sad or premenstrual or the sun was shining I figured I "deserved" a bowl (or four) of that delicious soup.

It's been years since I've had it. I've been working on recreating that soup and crying every time I failed.

Guess what! I finally didn't fail.

Gluten-Free Creamy Chicken and Wild Rice Soup

2 tablespoons olive oil
one medium onion, diced
four carrots, diced
four stalks of celery, diced
sea salt and black pepper
1/2 teaspoon thyme
2 bay leaves
one pound boneless, skinless chicken thighs (whole)
2 cups wild rice*
32 ounces chicken broth
2 to 4 cups of water
8 ounces cream cheese
1/2 cup milk (or half-and-half, whatever you have on hand)

In a large stockpot, heat up oil. Add onion, carrots and celery, season with salt and pepper, and cook on medium to medium-high heat until softened and onions are close to translucent, about 8 minutes.

Add thyme, bay leaves, chicken, wild rice, chicken broth and two cups of water. Bring to a boil.

Cover pot and simmer 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Remove chicken from the pot and shred or dice meat. Return meat to the pot and add more water if it's really thick. Continue simmering (with the lid on) until rice is tender, about 30 more minutes.

Remove lid and add cream cheese and milk**. Continue to simmer, stirring occasionally, until cream cheese is melted. Taste soup for seasonings and serve!

*I use Lundberg Jubilee (pink label) wild rice mix -- guaranteed to not contain cross-contamination glutens.

**Make it dairy-free! Do not add cream cheese and milk. Or, do what I did and place about half of the soup at this step in a separate pot and add half the amount of cream cheese and milk. This way my husband and I enjoyed the creamy version while our kids, who are allergic to dairy, had the same soup without the allergens.

Gluten-Free Orange Cranberry Bread

2008-01-09T09:26:00.000-08:00

I have this "issue."

I have to eat within 30 minutes of waking up or my blood sugar goes all wonky and it shows in my complete lack of patience with the world.

Enter muffins, waffles, pancakes and sweet breads. Where would I be without you?

With the addition of protein (gluten-free sausages or scrambled eggs), a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee I'm set to start the day.

Perhaps the best part of this recipe is that there's no waiting to make it. If you have the ingredients, you're ready to go. No waiting on pesky butter to come up to room temperature.

Gluten-Free Orange Cranberry Bread

6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
1 cup sugar
1/4 cup orange juice
2 eggs
1/2 cup yogurt, sour cream or milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons xantham gum
2 cups gluten-free flour
1 cup (or more!) fresh or frozen cranberries

Preheat oven to 350 and lightly butter a loaf pan (preferably with the leftover butter wrapper). In a large bowl, combine melted butter and sugar; one-by-one add orange juice, eggs, yogurt (or sour cream or milk, whatever you have on hand - it's called cooking, not quantum mechanics) and vanilla. Slowly add salt, baking soda, baking powder and xantham gum; mix until well combined. In smallish scoops (1/3 cup to 1/2 cups at a time) add gluten-free flour slowly and combine thoroughly. Pour cranberries in and let them mash up a bit (if you have ocd you can always chop them first but I think that requires a special kind of crazy).

Pour batter into prepared loaf pan, smooth out the top and bake in preheated oven for 50 to 60 minutes, depending on size of loaf pan and whether the cranberries are fresh or frozen, until cake is done.

Let bread cool in the pan for about an hour - the domed top will likely fall but not collapse. If you like, you can whisk up a sweet orange glaze with about a cup of powdered sugar and a tablespoon or so of orange juice.

If you family is anything like mine, it may last 24 hours. It's delicious.

Make it dairy free -- replace butter with canola oil; replace yogurt with soy-yogurt, soy milk or rice milk

Make it egg-free -- replace eggs with 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce

Gluten-Free Sugar Cookies

2007-12-21T16:05:00.001-08:00

I love me some good sugar cookies.

I don't love me some yelling at sugar cookie dough to Roll Out Already.

Luckily, I've figured out the "trick" to getting dough to behave (more on that in the instructions).

I will say... these are delicious cookies. And with all the brown rice flour, they hold up well and have some significant healthy fiber.

You know, for a cookie.

For a disgusting amount (about six dozen) of sugar cookies you'll need:

1 1/2 cups (three sticks) unsalted butter at room temperature
1 cup sugar
1 egg
1 tablespoon vanilla extract*
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teapoons xantham gum
4 cups gluten-free flour

In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar together for two minutes. Incorporate the egg, then vanilla. Add the salt and xantham gum and slowly add in the flour.

(I really hope you have a standing mixer. Or you're gonna get some incredible biceps from this dough.)

Divide dough into thirds. Place portion of dough on plastic wrap paper and flatten into discs. Refrigerate overnight or until you're ready to make some cookies.

Remove one disk of dough from the fridge and let rest on the counter for 10 minutes. Unwrap dough and place between two sheets of parchment paper. Roll dough out with a rolling pin, rotating, rotating, rotating, flipping, flipping, flipping and rotating some more until dough is about 1/4 inch thick.

Place rolled out dough, still between the sheets of parchment paper, in the refrigerator for 20 minutes.

Preheat over to 375. Remove top layer of parchment paper and cut cookies into desired shapes. Place cookies on a lined cookie sheet and put them back in the refrigerator for 15 minutes.

(Dude, I know. Freaking sugar cookies.)

Remove cookies from the fridge and put them straight into the preheat oven. Bake until set and edges just begin to turn golden, 8 to 12 minutes.

(I think my oven's broken, this batch was thin and took 14 minutes.)

Let cookies cool on the cookie sheet for a few minutes (or indefinitely) and move them to a cooling rack.

(Please note: cooling racks are great but not a necessity in life. Same with cookie cutters. All the cookies I cut are circles because I don't have space for the clutter.)

Once the cookies are cooled, they are ready to be iced and decorated!

Now, usually I just whip up at fresh lemon juice and powdered sugar icing to drizzle on the cookies. No measuring, just squeeze every last drop out of a lemon (or ten) and whisk in powdered sugar until you get a consistency you like. It's COOKIES. Not rocket science.

Or, you can whip this up (which seems to be the new favorite of the house)...

2 teaspoons of melted butter, slightly cooled
2 tablespoons of milk (or half and half)
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
2 cups powdered sugar (more or less, depending on what you like).

In a bowl, mix the wet ingredients. Whisk in powdered sugar until you achieve the desired consistency. Drizzle cookies with icing and sprinkle with colored sugar to you heart's content and your fingers are covered in artificial dyes.

Store leftover cookies (haha, that's funny) in an airtight container at room temperature.

*I purchase all my spices at Penzey's. They actually put the ingredients on the label so if it contains gluten as an anti-caking agent it will be listed. I also live and breathe and swear by their double-strength vanilla extract. It's oh, so good.

Hand Mixed Gluten-Free Flour Recipe

2007-12-06T06:32:00.001-08:00

Sometimes it's good to start with first things first.

And this is definitely something that comes first.

I hand mix my gluten-free flour mix for lots of reason...

1. Some premixed gluten-free flours have lots of scary, unnecessary ingredients that I don't want to include in our diet.

2. Most contain some sort of bean flour and/or soy flour and Darwin is allergic to legumes and soy. Horribly allergic.

3. Every prepackaged flour mix I've ever tried has had some sort of funky aftertaste and the textures is off (I blame the beans).

4. Space is at a premium in my home, I'm not about to carry multiple types of gluten-free flour mixes.

The recipe I use was printed in the November 2005 issue of Gourmet Magazine. I really wish I could say I developed this myself, because it rocks and doesn't taste gluten-free (I account that to not having beans).

6 parts brown rice flour
2 parts potato starch (also called "potato starch flour")
1 part tapioca flour

In a large, air-tight container dump the ingredients in. Put the lid on and shake. Shake the container before measuring.

For anyone interested, I use...

one 32 oz bag of Arrowhead Mills Organic Brown Rice Flour (ingredient list: organic brown rice)

2 cups of EnerG Pure Potato Starch Flour (ingredient list: pure potato starch flour)

1 cup of Bob's Red Mill Tapioca Flour (ingredient list: tapioca)

Not to, you know, drop names or anything but these are my peeps.

And if you mix such a large batch, being perfectly precise doesn't matter. If you're short or over on anything as much as a quarter of a cup it doesn't matter.

Ah, you gotta love some forgiving cookin'.

About the Author

2007-11-15T13:10:00.000-08:00

Hi, I'm Laura Capello. I'm allergic.

Yes, allergic.

I'm allergic to more than half of the "foods" available in the American (and by that I mean United States-ian, but that does flow well) food market.

I am allergic to wheat and I have Celiac Disease. Yes, there is a difference and that will be discussed extensively here. I am so allergic to wheat, I cannot use anything in my home or on my body that contains wheat. That means I have a hella hard time finding good shampoo and conditioner because most contain wheat protein.

I also have "food intolerances" to rose hips (that sends me to the ER), ginger, cloves and other spices I haven't quite pinpointed. But what they do are very, very bad and you really do not want me to go into further detail.

The difference between an allergy and an intolerance? Allergies show up on blood and skin tests, intolerances do not. That's the only difference.

I also have allergies to prescription medications, specifically antibiotics. Being rushed to the ER with hives and breathing problems are very dramatic, but ultimately not fun.

I have two children and they are more allergic to the world than I am. Griffin, who is five, is allergic to wheat, dairy, eggs, peanuts and soy. Darwin, who is three, is allergic to every food. Literally, every food. He has been tested for over 350 foods and every single one came back as an allergy. We feed him what he is least reactive to and "experiment" on both children, mainly to see how bad their allergies still are, to try and build up natural antibodies and to pretend to be super special scientists.

My husband, Aaron, has no food allergies. He's a lucky bastard.

So... why shut up & eat?

Because I'm tired of hearing about people moan and groan about food allergies. Yes, allergies suck. Yes, it is very difficult to completely eliminate wheat and other "staples" out of the American diet. But it's not impossible. Get over it and move on. Seriously. It's not that fucking difficult. It's life.

And once you get over your ego and experiment, a whole new world will open up to you. You just have to try.